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Can you give me more time?

2011-04-14 16:41

  His father is a boss of a replica watches shop, his mother is a nurse of a famous hospital and his sister is a famous teacher of a school. Every time he meets trouble, they just give him a lot of money instead of listening to him. Maybe in the others’ eyes, he is so lucky. But he knows he is poor, he is poorer than any people.

His families give him famous and expensive rolex submariner watches, wide and bright house and fashion computers. But they don’t know they are not the things which he wants. He just wants to like the others. He hopes his mother to cook for him, his father to give him some suggestions about his future and his sister can take him to play and shipping together. These things seem like easy, but it is hard for him.

He wants to born in a poor family. Maybe his parents can’t pay a pair of famous shoes, an expensive coat or a few replica vacheron constantin watches

Wake the Child Up and Let Him Cry

2011-04-13 13:23

 It was a sunny Saturday; a couple with their child was shopping. The mother saw an exact replica watch shop in the front. She was attracted by a piece of a lange & sohne watch in the window of shop, so she ran into the shop to have a close look at the a.lange & sohne. But when she saw the price she was scared. It was unbelievable expansive. Later they decided to watch movie. When they walked into the cinema, the attendant said to them, “You’ll have to go out if your son cries. But we’ll refund you the tickets.” About half an hour later, the husband asked his wife,”What do you think of the film?” “I’ve never seen such a boring film” his wife answered,” It’s not worth seeing.” “I don’t think much of it, either,” the husband said. “Wake the child up and let him cry.”

My Son Was Still a Child

2011-04-13 13:22

 The year before my son was going to be 18 years old. He constantly pleased to allow him to buy an exact replica watch, because he saw my replica rolex watch was so cool. I refused to sign permission. He argued that soon he would be a man who should be able to make adult decisions. I had to agree with him. So sure enough, a few days after his 18 birthday, he came home with a piece of alain silberstein replica. I was curious to see what does his watch looks like. I saw that he always clean it in his room every day when he back, and wears it every day. I can see he liked it vey much. When I saw the watch, I can’t help myself to laugh, because it was a piece of what with an image of Mickey Mouse. My son was till a child.

Magic Watched Fight with the UFO

2011-04-13 13:21

 In this peace world, a kind of extra-terrestrials came to the earth. They want to snatch the water resource in the earth. So they take the UFO to attack humankind. Their weapon is very advanced so that no armies of any country can win them. The situation was emerging. If we can’t come up with an idea, we, human beings will be wholly killed. At that time, a boy sees a strange things ion the road side when he is walking in the street. When he walks close, it is a piece of omega replica watch with a lot of shinning stone. He picks it up and brings it home. In the evening, the watch appeared a lot of exact replica watches. They go to the center of the UFO. An oris replica watch burn itself when it closes the UFO. From a whole night the UFOs was all run away back to their home.

I Forgot her Name

2011-04-13 13:19

 Bennie was invited to his friend, Morris’s home for his birthday party. He has to pick a present for Morris. After wondering in the all kinds of shop he decided to buy a piece of replica watch in the alain silberstein replica watches shop. But when he back home he can’t remember the brand of the watch so he decided to call it hermes watch when Morris asked about it. On the dinner, he found Morris preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms like honey, my love, darling… Bennie looked at Morris and remarked,” That’s really nice after you have been married all these years. You keep calling your wife whose pet name.” Morris was shying and he whispered hanging his head,” To tell you the truth, I forgot her name three years ago.” Bennie was too surprised to say anything. How embarrass was he! 

 

How Smart Am I?

2011-04-13 13:18

 A newly married woman was sitting on the chair. She looks vexed, when her husband came home. “What’s up? Why do you look so trouble?” the husband asked. The woman replied:” I have good news and a bad news to tell you, which one do you want to know first.” The man was confused and worried about the bad news. “The bad news!” said husband. “Your new Swiss replica watch was broken,” answered the wife. “Oh! My god! I just buy it yesterday. How can it be broken? It must be a fake rolex watch and I go back to the shop to call the owner to account. Give me the watch! I’ll go to find him right now.” “Dear, that’s what the good news I’m going to tell you. I repaired your old replicas rolex watchby using the new one’s parts. Then I found how smart am I. I’m sorry.”

Going To the Sun during the Night

2011-04-13 13:15

  When the America were getting ready to send their first men to the moon, an old Irishman with a swiss replica rolex watch was watching them on the television in the bar of a hotel. There was an Englishman who also has a piece of replicas rolex watch in the hand, too. They were having a good talk about their replica watch. When saw the news, the Englishman said,” The Americans are very clever, aren’t they?” “Oh, that’s nothing.” The Irishman answered quickly,” The Irish are going to send some man to the sun in f\a few months’ time. That’s much farther away than the moon, you know. The English was very surprised when he heard this, “Oh, yes, it is.” He said,” but the sun’s too hot for people to go.” “Well the Irish are not stupid. We won’t go to the sun during the day; of course we will go there during the night.

Are You A Normal Person?

2011-04-13 13:13

 During a visit to mental asylum, Tom asked the director…”What is criterion that defines a patient to be put in your place? ” “Well…” said the director fondling hisalain silberstein watches,” we will ask him which will he chose the tool to repair his broken alain silberstein replica watch, a hammer or screwdriver?” “Oh, I understand,” said Tom,” A normal person would choose the screwdriver.” “No!” said the director.” A normal person would send his broken replica watch to the shopkeeper and asked him to repair it. Tom was stunned that his face turned blank. “Oh, I didn’t lessen carefully what your question is. I’m a normal person, said Tom. “Well, then we fill up a bathtub and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.” ”Oh! I know, a normal person would choose the bucket because it is larger than the spoon or the teacup.” “Noooo!” answered the director,” A normal person would pull the plug.”  

I Didn’t Know I Have Been So Rich!

2011-04-12 13:50

  There was a young man who was unhappy every day. He always complained about his poverty and unluckiness. When he saw a rich man who dressed well with a Swiss watch he was always felt guilty about his old cloth and a piece of replica watch bought in a wholesale replica watch market with a low price. One day, an old neighbor asked him that why he was so upset everyday. “I can’t understand why I always so poor.” The man said. “Are you poor? You are rich, indeed. If one of your fingers is cut down, and you will get 10,000 Yuan from this, are you willing?” “No” said the man. “That’s it. Since you have already owned as much as 10,000 My school day Yuan, why are you always complaining about being so poor?” Hearing this the man said to himself:” I didn’t know I have been so rich.” 

 

My Wife Will Exchange Them Tomorrow

2011-04-12 13:50

 A gentleman walks into an exact replica watch shop and asked for a piece of replica watch. “What’s the color of the watch would you like?” asked the shopkeeper with a sweet smile. “Make No difference,” replied customer. “What about this luxury replica watch, it is made perfectly with a lot of high quality materials. If you wear it on your arms, you will be the superstar in the crowd. It was very worth…” The shopkeeper can’t stop himself to speaking with a rich faces and her voice was more and more loud. At last the man was too upset to stand her. So he shouted loudly to her,” Stop your boring speaking. Just give me whatever you prefer. My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them, whatever I bought to her.” The shopkeeper was stunned by him without nothing words to say.

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